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Global warmingI was always a big fan of global warming, especially since moving to Boston. If climate changes kept up as predicted, then eventually Boston would be mild and pleasant like San Diego. I don’t love San Diego, but I love their weather and for a period I was inspired to drive my gas-guzzler and use more aerosols in an attempt to do my part to “warm up Boston.” All these airy fantasies came to an end when my niece informed me that really global warming doesn’t mean better, warmer weather – rather it means more extreme weather – i.e. Boston will have a colder winter and a hotter summer – not a pleasant thought at all.

I can ramble all day about my love and loss over the fate of global warming, but now I don’t have to – Senator James Inhofe of Oklahoma has done that for me. As a matter of fact – yesterday he went on and on in a speech to the Senate about global warming – and he said it was a scam. A scam! I still appreciate the aesthetic qualities of environmentally correct living (like clean air and clean water) and I like hippy stuff like nature and hiking, but give me a break – if the Senator is correct then I want my Styrofoam back and I want a one-year moratorium on roll-on – more sprays! More smoke!

Ultimately, I don’t think anyone really knows what they are talking about. Big business wants to sell more cars and the lefties want to sell more granola. I will stick to the Jewish way of doing things – realize that your actions in the spiritual world make a real impact on the physical – if you want to clean up the environment then first clean up yourself.

September 26th, 2006 General, Global Warming

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