The bionic man has nothing on this guy

I am not sure if words can describe how awesome this is:

Speaking at the induction of R&B girl group The Ronettes into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, the dreadlocked, chain-smoking rock dinosaur (Keith Richards) admitted he owed his life to advances in the medical industry.

“There have been great strides made in medical science lately,” he said.

“That’s why I am able to say to you, ‘Good evening ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame’.”

I mean – wow. Forget sissy things like diet and exercise – just do like Keith and live forever.

March 14th, 2007 General, Heavy Metal