Yom Patrick hachassid

Why are my neighbors drunk and wearing green today?

At the risk of being xenophobic, according to Wikipedia the shamrock (another drunken green thing bamboozled up and down my block) was a tool used by Pat to explain the trinity to heathens. Additionally, the famous story about the snakes is probably hyperbole, but a useful tale to explain Pat’s success at riding the Isle of pagans.

Hmmm, maybe this is a holiday nice Jewish boys and girls should refrain from celebrating… I mean I like beer and all, and green is the color of spirulina, but….

March 17th, 2007 General, Jewish Issues