Like it loud?

This judge is my hero. He sentences people busted for playing their music too loud with an hour of Barry Manilow. “I can’t laugh, I can’t sing, I am finding it hard to do anything” – I would feel that way too if I had to listen to Barry for one hour straight.

Most violators found the first few minutes funny. As time wore on with Karen Carpenter, Barry Manilow and Barney songs, they weren’t laughing anymore.

Extremely profound – prison, fines – why slap an offender on the wrist when you can subject him to the same pain he causes others?

The offenders were usually blasting rap - what would happen if they cranked Barry in this judge’s town? An hour of snoop dog?

September 20th, 2007 Heavy Metal