Little spacemen

I won’t reveal my connections, but last week I was in Aerosmith’s management office. It was incredibly cool.

In addition to platinum records and Grammies, they also had MTV music awards lying around – you know, the silver spaceman with MTV flag. I picked one up and was about to hold it up in the air (just like the rock stars do on TV) but the flag almost fell out and I got scared. Like what would Joe Perry say if he heard that some Rabbi broke his MTV spaceman statue?

Going there got me thinking – now that I have this semi-celebrity status, and I seem to be in with the music establishment, I think I should offer my services to the lost Jews in the music business. David Lee Roth, Amy Winehouse, people like that – they could use a Rabbi, no?

February 13th, 2008 Heavy Metal