Whole Foods Outrage

Where have I been?  Yikes!  My beloved More Torah readers – I am sorry for the prolonged absence.  And there is so much to tell.

Here is a crazy experience: last Thursday I was tired beyond belief – more tired than ever.  I couldn’t figure out why.  I got up, had a cup of coffee, got on with my day – and it was the same as every other day.  But I was dying.  I fell asleep in the synagogue.  I fell asleep eating breakfast.  I couldn’t get going.

Later that day I went to Whole Foods (lame hippie garbage I know) to get more coffee.  What did I discover?  We bought decaf!

I am now starting a crusade to make decaf illegal – what an outrage.

March 17th, 2009 Coffee